bavel

Not quite a bagel, the "filling in" of the hole by surrounding bread produces a navel.

Bavels are uglier than bagels.

by Milo March 20, 2004

Maven Baven

A style of vaginal pubic hair. Either trimmed or partially shaved. Could be a landing strip. The middle option between a full bush and a shaven haven.

"dude that bitch had a maven baven, it was lovely"

"I fucking love maven bavens but fucking hate full bushs or shaven havens"

by drogba84 August 26, 2008

baved

Absolutely smashed, usually on alcohol

You were proper baved last night

by Hellendave November 26, 2017

bavensnitz

A genereic insult noun that usually implies a negative connotation.
A loafer.
A condom.
Aids.

You're a fucking bavensnitz.

We should stop being bavensitz's and go do something productive.

This drink made me puke. It was probably made by a motherfucking bavensnitz.
I was the biggest bavensnitz in school.

Don't forget to wear your bavensnitz bro.
I slept with a dirty girl dude...I've got....bavensnitz.

by jukeboxwaxtree July 4, 2009

bavender

Niggas will try to hate on this nigga because they just don't understand how raw this nigga's swag truly is. AKA the bitch nigga slayer!

Ima turn straight bavender if this bitch nigga says one more thing.

by jabav20xt6 November 6, 2013

Baveeshan

He is the most beautiful person you'll meet inside and out. He has a heart of gold that's filled with kindness. The happiness he gives you is like no other! The feelings he gives you when you kiss or hold him is just something that you can't describe! All you want to do once you've met him is be able to spend every single day with him. He is the most special Man you'll ever meet in your life and will be the Man you want to spend the rest of your life with! He will be your reason and motivation to get through each day! You'll do whatever it takes to never lose him cos you know you'll never meet someone like him again! He will be your one and only!
Baveeshan is truly amazing!

Baveeshan is Smart.

by 1589529629662 July 18, 2019

bavelschnetz

Replaces nonliteral uses the word shit in especially informal situations. Cannot refer to actual feces. Only used among true followers of Lord Bowie MacGumpers III. As Lord MacGumpers is always looking for more followers, please begin using the word with your acquaintances, friends, and lovers, as it brings the power of Bowie into the vocal cords of the masses.

Man, bruh, what's with all that bavelschnetz up in your attic? You should clean it out! Bowie's gonna get ticked!

by BowienianShepherd December 15, 2019