baison

Means poop in norweagian. used as a slur.

You: YOU ARE A BAISON!!!
Your friend: :(

by fourstwentyonesevem April 28, 2021

Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.

Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.

‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight

by Whannin March 24, 2020

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

Badison

Someone’s named Madison who is really hot so you call her Badison cuz she bad

Damn her name Madison. It should really be Badison

by Badison November 5, 2018