speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

fice bating

what you say when you are confused and mean to say face biting

michael- kendall, fice bating is not ok
kendall- hahaha

by 12345hello January 6, 2010

Goth Bating

Watching a scary movie, while punching penis.

John-"Hey Adam, what are you doing tonight?"
Adam-"Me? I'm going to go Goth Bating to SawII, its the best."

by Aaron Wallach February 10, 2007

whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.

Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.

by J-Pane March 24, 2011

mas-ter-bating

when a male holds his penis and moce up and down

by kleo =) July 12, 2003