bastet

The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.

I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess

by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003

Sandwich-Baste

The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'

mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'

by Baste Master July 7, 2010

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

baste

bastard (n.); short for bastard (though with a long "a" vowel sound)

Bainz is a big baste.
Roof ain't nothin' but a baste.

by wount January 27, 2020

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008