beastmastered

When a particular movie (generally a bad one) is put on near constant rotation by several cable channels at once.

Even though it was beastmastered, I never saw the first twenty minutes of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

by conanthegrammarian December 30, 2005

beastmaster

a very large wave or woman

Look at that friggin beastmaster!

by toobz April 8, 2004

beastmaster

A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.

Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.

by Beastmaster January 6, 2004

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 3, 2017

Shaolin Bass Master

One who plays bass guitar with such skill and presence that their style appears as that of a martial art. Could theoretically be used in a fight. Typically unorthodox, self-taught, and heavy-handed.

Jamus: Wow, dude, you swing that bass around like a weapon!

Zach: Yeah man, gotta keep the crowd back.

Jamus: You're a goddamn Shaolin Bass Master!

by SharkBass028 November 19, 2011

Baitmaster

Someone who is really good at getting the opposite sex

Wow Terrence burns is a BAITMASTER

by Lisa Cole March 30, 2010

Sassmaster

A person who can sass beyond anyone either mortal, demigod,mmonster, or god.

Percy Jackson is the biggest dam sassmaster in the world.

by DamGhostQueen January 25, 2015