Ballvage 

When a man's balls are separated by the seam of his pants .

When Bill sat down on the chair, his panrs were so tight that you could see his ballvage .

Ballvage by Mrbizkit June 10, 2015

ballage 

a tube-shaped private part, genitals, penis, dick (ballage rhymes with tallage)

Wearing out will suck ballage for good in 3 quackles for anything except surveillance cameras. No matter what security cameras look like, they're barred.

ballage by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Ballshave

An embarrassing typo or proof-reading failure in an important document.

Named for a proofing error in a British student newspaper which was meant to read "Previous Balls have been well attended"

However, it got published and sent to over 2000 parents and students as "Previous Ballshave been well attended."

Dear Teacher,
I apologize most profusely that my homework referred to King Cunt rather than King Canute. It was a total ballshave.
With deepest regrets,
Student

Student A: Shit - I was in such a hurry to hand in my thesis that I left in those sarcastic comments I drunkenly wrote about my supervisor in the acknowledgements section.
Unsympathetic Student B (laughing): Ballshave!

Editor: I don't mind aggressive journalism, but if we get sued because of a ballshave, I'll have your ass on a plate.

Ballshave by BallShaver April 5, 2021

Ballstate

Describing a situation or thing that is crazy (nuts)

"Yo did you go to that party last night?"

"Yeah that shit was ballstate there was a guy humping a fire hydrant and then a chick stabbed him! Last time I'm heading over there cause it was ballstate."

Ballstate by ElChapo585 December 29, 2023