Balloon Knot

Balloon Knot; Noun; A person's Butthole. Preferably a woman's.

God man, I'd love to lick her Balloon Knot!

by Brutus Cottonwood August 20, 2009

balloon knot

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

she bent over and i saw her balloon knot

by father O April 16, 2002

balloon knot

(noun) A person's anus.
(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

(noun) My balloon knot is on fire after I ate those Jalepenos last night.

(adjective) That guy at the bar last night was such a balloon knot..

by Mooseknuckle Quartet February 19, 2009

powdered balloon knot

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it

sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot

by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010

blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

balloon knot

That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.

Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.

by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008

Leaky Balloon Knot

A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.

X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009