Baldy

Baldy Top stat wanker wants to fist mumma

Huu hu Fuck off jack

No Karl Baldy top fucking stats

by Wu94 November 20, 2025

Baldy Sour

Old term for having a bald head.

"Look at that, that man sure has a baldy sour !"

by Sluggo83 January 28, 2010

baldy mcgee

Jealous boyfriends at clubs who take everything the wrong way especially when AmazingPhil is staring at his girlfriends really awesome tattoo

Baldy McGee: are you makin' eyes on my girl?
AmazingPhil: No! N-no I was just looking at her fox!
Baldy McGee: you callin my girl an ox?!

by Heyohellooooo July 24, 2015

baldy long hair

Hair style usualy associated with ageing rockers,
whereby the lack of hair on the top of the head is compensated for by a long growth of hair which usualy starts just above the ear.

Dave Hill (Slade), Michael Bolton and Francis Rossi (Status Quo) are all baldy long hairs

by Sam 1200 October 13, 2009

baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.

John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016