Baklava

A Turkish dessert that makes you thirsty when you eat it

If you eat baklava, you will be very thirsty.

by ketcaplivemayonezlikek December 27, 2021

bakamaxxing

When you or someone else is being an idiot for an extended time or too intensely to simply be called an idiot. In Japanese.

“He’s been doing the same dumb shit for hours now”
“Yeah he appears to be bakamaxxing”

by TheImpactPlayer October 6, 2022

Baklava

vt, to pine for someone so badly that when you see them, you nut on them and cover them with your honey.

I missed my girl so badly, when she finally showed up at my apartment I gave her some baklava in the first five minutes.

by Swordofstupidity November 10, 2022

baklam

A word to describe something/someone super ugly or disliked, maybe even hated. Also in the Buru language.

pronounce it:

(baak-lamm)

"This is a baklam day...I hate it."

by Duttyboylove December 30, 2022

baklava

A girl who is objectively a 10/10, usually of a middle-eastern origin.

Yo, look at he baklava! I´m gonna marry her one day.

by mkadum January 21, 2024

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 1, 2018

alex barlamas

A dead beat

Alex Barlamas is a dead beat father.

by Dictionarycreater101 November 22, 2021