Scroto baggins

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".

I'm drunk. Scroto Baggins

by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009

baggin' up

An urban term (used mostly in the midatlantic area-originated in Delaware) used to describe laughing or shared laughter. To bag up, bagged up, etc.

That guy was walking down the street and ran into a pole, and we started baggin' up!

by TTWhy February 10, 2009

K-Baggin'

When a man squats to pee due to extreme intoxication.

"Dude Kyle totally peed in my bag last night, and he wasn't even standing up!"

"Yeah he was totally K-Baggin' it."

by EllisLaurs February 27, 2013

dry bagging

When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.

Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.

by skachild86 June 28, 2020

fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016