by MWBishop June 29, 2010
Get the Backsplash Stain mug.when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Backsplash Facial mug.When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.
I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.
by roarrrrrr!r!r August 21, 2011
Get the Blue Water Backsplash mug.Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
by Yomyslime September 29, 2023
Get the Backsplash mug.A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"
Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.
by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024
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by thewarmestcow November 6, 2019
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