bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010

bachar

They are so sweet and caring. They work for what the want and never give up. If you've got one, never ever let go.

Have you heard it about Bachar ? He got me the sweetest gift ever for valentine !

by DubbelDik February 25, 2017

marcus bachmann

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.

Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!

by youngbono December 29, 2013

Sebastian Bach

Ex-vocalist of Skid Row. Currently on tour as a solo act. Very attractive and the Skid Row sucks without him. Has two children, London and Paris and a tattoo on his forearm that says "Youth Gone Wild." Currently performs on Broadway

18 and Life
Slave to the Grind
I Remember You
Youth Gone Wild

by Blurgh May 3, 2005

Bachook

A descriptive word, meaning the second story of a yacht.

Person 1: “You see that yacht? It’s got such a nice bachook!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, it’s awesome!”

by perfectxd May 29, 2020

Sebastian Bach

Born Sebastian Bierk, was lead singer of the heavy metal band Skid Row from 1986 to around 1995 when he was kicked out of the band.

One of the best metal singers ever.

Dude #1: wow that guy really knows how to sing
Dude #2: he's no Sebastian Bach
Dude #1: Sebastian who?
Dude #2: *shocked* wow dude, you deserve to die.

by RubyMoon April 19, 2005

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by White Choc March 3, 2011