make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

by demonaunt April 28, 2005

Let's go make babies upstairs

-Petgasys
Definition made by Vunt

In minecraft Let's go make babies upstairs

by VuntTheDizzyCroatian July 28, 2021

Baby-Making

A man and a woman get comfy in bed and have unprotected sex, they breed until the man's baby juice exits his dick and enters the woman's hole

Maya and Simon were doing some intense baby-making last night

by Lmao27 July 25, 2025

Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

Make babies

A very bad idea

Should I go out and make babies

by Alex tempolino November 14, 2021

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

Baby making

Something your parents regret doing.

Your mom: "I regret baby making"
Your dad: "I don't regret it, but I regret the outcome."

by ash.lyn February 21, 2022