BAFTY

BAFTY (Beth Am Federation of Temple Youth), is an awesome high school youth group of jewish teens. BAFTY is part of the Southern Tropical Region (NFTY-STR).

Mackenzie: Hey are you going to BAFTY tonight?
Amy: Hell yea I wouldn't miss it

Mia: Do you think there will be oreos tonight

Rachel: Of course, theres always oreos at BAFTY

by theoldmysticalfairy June 23, 2019

bwatti boi

a person,usually male who takes part in sexual intercourse with another male using the anal passgeway.

john: pete is my bwatti boi, i screwed his anal passage last night.

by tommy fielding mate April 13, 2009

Bwaffle

A bagel toasted in a waffle iron. It has squares that are imprinted from the iron.

I had a bwaffle for breakfast this morning. It was delicious!

by Evan McClown February 23, 2011

BLAFT

Acronym standing for:

Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits

BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.

*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.

**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.

dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."

by c3!MUSTC!TV!C3!!!!!!OOO BABIII December 29, 2009

Baftard

A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008

"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".

by E*Rock February 4, 2009

Brafternoon

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.

Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.

by coolkdub September 11, 2009

bafterwards

The bafterwards is a part on everyones body that is located nearest the armpit and the nipple. It is often used as a way to show affection for someone. Some common ways of doing so are, biting, licking, sucking, or kissing the baftarwards. Also the baftarwards has a few street names such as bafty and baftoid, to name a couple. The reason that this body part is not commonly discussed is because unbeknownst to many this is a very real body part. Most commonly expressed is that the plumper the bafterwards the better however, bafterwards come in many shaps and sizes and some people prefer smaller and boneier, but most prefer plump ones. So when push comes to shove the bafty is and forever will be a real body part, that is very pleasurable.

Robby: Zack, I think that it is time to sink my teeth into your lovely bafty.
Nyle: I completely agree... this may hurt a bit.
Zack: Thats incorrect it always feels great when you bite my bafterwards, you idiot.

by Zack Hormel-Deans Boltansky May 6, 2006