BWAFT
A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd
BWAFT by John Gaskell March 28, 2004
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bweft
1) The status of getting thoroughly rocked or having eaten shit in a painful physical manner.
2) The state of being exhausted, wasted, hungover, or high to the point of no longer being able to function.
3) Having had one's day fucked up in an emotional, spiritual, or legal manner.
2) The state of being exhausted, wasted, hungover, or high to the point of no longer being able to function.
3) Having had one's day fucked up in an emotional, spiritual, or legal manner.
1) Oh man did you see Cooper fall off his longboard going over the tracks? He got totally bweft!!
2) I should not have agreed to drink all that Crown Rousse vodka last night, I was so bweft this morning when I woke up.
3) Yo dude, I heard you got pulled over twice in the same night and caught mad speeding tickets! You really got bweft by the po-po huh?
2) I should not have agreed to drink all that Crown Rousse vodka last night, I was so bweft this morning when I woke up.
3) Yo dude, I heard you got pulled over twice in the same night and caught mad speeding tickets! You really got bweft by the po-po huh?
bweft by stonedasstits November 17, 2017
BAFTA
Person 1 "I don't think that guy playing Bilbo is a very good actor."
Sherlockian "**** you he won a bafta!"
Sherlockian "**** you he won a bafta!"
BAFTA by Olivethebreloom February 14, 2012
BAFTA
An award under the British Academy of Film and Television. Highly notable. Martin Freeman is especially fond of his for the role of John Watson in the show Sherlock.
BAFTA by WolfieKiwi February 10, 2012
baftermath
The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.
baftermath by Edward the EL February 5, 2013
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