BWAFT

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A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd

ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "

BWAFT by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

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bweft

1) The status of getting thoroughly rocked or having eaten shit in a painful physical manner.

2) The state of being exhausted, wasted, hungover, or high to the point of no longer being able to function.

3) Having had one's day fucked up in an emotional, spiritual, or legal manner.

1) Oh man did you see Cooper fall off his longboard going over the tracks? He got totally bweft!!

2) I should not have agreed to drink all that Crown Rousse vodka last night, I was so bweft this morning when I woke up.

3) Yo dude, I heard you got pulled over twice in the same night and caught mad speeding tickets! You really got bweft by the po-po huh?

bweft by stonedasstits November 17, 2017

Related Words

BWAFT • bwats! • Blaft • baft • bafta • bafty • bafterwards • BWAF • Bwaffle • Bwater

Bwat

A phrase used to display negative irony. It is used especially during times in which a there is discomfort in approaching the subject head on.

Mike: I decided to forgive my girlfriend for cheating on me.

James: Bwat

Bwat by JayA559 August 12, 2018

BAFTA

British Academy of Film and Television Arts.

Also known as the award Martin Freeman won.

Person 1 "I don't think that guy playing Bilbo is a very good actor."

Sherlockian "**** you he won a bafta!"

BAFTA by Olivethebreloom February 14, 2012

BAFTA

An award under the British Academy of Film and Television. Highly notable. Martin Freeman is especially fond of his for the role of John Watson in the show Sherlock.

"Fuck you I won a BAFTA." - Martin Freeman

BAFTA by WolfieKiwi February 10, 2012

baftermath

The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.

Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!

baftermath by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

bwafa

this means"bitch with a fat ass"

your a bwafa

bwafa by Mrs. $Yung Dac$ June 3, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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