bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks January 2, 2008

bonkers

any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.

yo, that party last night was bonkers!

by mia sara May 13, 2006

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

bonker

The penis on the male species

1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood

by lauren walka April 12, 2006

Bonker

A mistake.

Oh no, I’ve made a bonker.

by Ralphypea May 10, 2018

bonkers

Bonkers mean to be stupid, crazi, dumb

Are you bonkers?
Are you Stupid?

by Rashelle January 3, 2005

bonkers

this means being sweet as hell, almost as sweet as hags is...basically if ur acting bonkers, ur almost acting sig pi, cuz they are bonkers as all get out and thats a lot of bonkers

Yo man!!! Did u see how bonkers hags was at that party, he was acting all sig pi and then he stopped an entire tsunami cuz hes bonkers

by haggs is straight bonkers September 10, 2006