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Make sure you wash your boatmans hood at least 3 times a day
by Dr Helmet’s Mistress December 28, 2018
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Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible
Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!
by 5robmar November 29, 2011
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Creamy Boatman

The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.
"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."
by Mr Belvedere June 11, 2009
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Badman

A word used by Trinidadians or Caribbean people to describe someone who is gangsta or behaves like one
Wow, Reyniel is such ah badman
by FallenBrethren April 25, 2019
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Supreme Badminton God

A Supreme Badminton God (SBG) Someone who is very good at badminton, but as a result, is physically incapable of pleasing a woman. Typically, these people come in the form of Caucasian men, usually from western Canada. Another identifier of an SBG is their unnatural attraction to Asian women.
Person 1: Did you see Danny play yesterday? he is definitely a Supreme Badminton God!

Person 2: That's not exactly a good thing, you know.
by Resident Shitter April 12, 2022
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Bodmin

A large and picturesque town in mid-cornwall famous for it's 18th Century Gaol, historic church and ruins of an old Abbey. Originally named Bosvenegh in Cornish, meaning 'place of the monks'.

Today however Bodmin is infamously known as Teen-mum capital of the South West, Chav Town and Scumville.
The best places for spotting these common lifeforms is as follows
Teen-mum(s): Outside Icelands in Fore Street, Wetherspoons pub and can also been seen smoking, swearing and spitting outside the infant schools
Chavs: Usually seen near cost-cutters or flocking like seagulls after the bin lorries on bin day.

You can fill your evenings in Bodmin at any of the numerous pubs, and later at the shitehole known as Eclipse, where you can buy booze for your children, drugs for yourself, or, if you are a young couple you could probably purchase a few children.

There is also fun to be had watching the Police trying to catch any escapees from St. Lawrence's mental ward, witnessing the boy racers screeching their Kevved up shitmobiles through the town centre, or if your stomach can handle it, watching said boy racers copulating with their underage, pasty skinned schoolie girlfriends down at Priory Park.

One other enjoyable daylight pastime is to have a walk along the delightful Camel Trail where you can treat yourself to the challenging sport of dodging dog shit, hypodermics and used condoms.
Bodmin: Used as a conversation stopper

'Where are you from?'

'Bodmin'

'Oh'.
by eds80 November 15, 2011
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badmaash

a person who is mischiveious or indulges in anit social activities like troubling people.
A hindi word.
that guy is a badmaash
by kboy August 4, 2008
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