BLORTED

When killed in a videogame in an unexpected, over the top or ridiculous manner

We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map

by Ivanent April 1, 2022

Blort

A really nasty, looking facial pimple.

That's a quite a blort you have there, best you hide from the townspeople.

by Mumu1972 August 23, 2017

BLORT

It is a new cuss word

What the blort is wrong with cussing

by Baconpastatortoise March 6, 2022

Blort

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe someone or something you dislike

Bro he is so blort

by Jacob Allen March 19, 2024

Blort

The sound effect of someone stepping on a large fish.

'BLORT'!! Hey Maynard, quit stepping on my fish!

by Big Polla April 22, 2025