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The remaining frozen (versus melted) portion of a malt or
milkshake
, which "blort"s out, into a
blop
, in your
glass
.
As Curtis pretended to drink from his stainless-steel malt
glass
, the sizeable
vanilla
blort gained
speed
exponentially.
blort
by
WhatDoesNireKnow
December 15, 2025
Get the
blort
mug.