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blort

The remaining frozen (versus melted) portion of a malt or milkshake, which "blort"s out, into a blop, in your glass.

As Curtis pretended to drink from his stainless-steel malt glass, the sizeable vanilla blort gained speed exponentially.

blort by WhatDoesNireKnow December 15, 2025