blitted

crunked (see crunk)
basically means fucked up or INTOXICATED

this L got me blitted

by jgrizz September 1, 2003

Blit

The section in a book that reads something sexual or downright pornographic and takes your mind to a naughty place.

"Dude, I got to the blit in my book and it made me so horny"

by Shoogah October 10, 2008

blit

A bloody clit.

Can only be used as a noun.

"She sat on my coach and got her blit everywhere."

or

"My blit is beautiful but yours is just nasty."

or

"She's got a blit."
"How can you tell?"
"Her pants are all bloody!"

by Thieman February 2, 2007

clit blit

to put a dampner on your friend's fanny fun. Lesbian equivalent of cock block

Polly and Philippa were about to get it on when I walked in and clit blitted them.

by Nancy Pocket December 30, 2007

Blit

a fat ugly bitch.

S: Did you see that blit from Lehighton posting pictures of herself on facebook?

T: Yeah, I saw her walking around Weisport last week.

by Inbreds July 26, 2011

blits

- movie terminology; abbreviation for blood + tits; typically slasher films that involve excesssive blood and nudity.

You only like that movie cause of the blits in it.

by Jinha December 9, 2008

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011