Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

Blasted by Mrs. D.S. January 31, 2009

blasted

blighted, ruined, damned, cursed

When the tornado hit, everything got blasted!

blasted by Anonymous March 18, 2003

blasted

Really gly, torn up, messed up looking, or ruined.

"That chick was blasted. I didn't even like her. She was so ugly, but I'm still hittin' that, yo. It's all me."

blasted by Lo Lo October 20, 2003

blasted

A term used to describe something in a dreadful situation.

Today was sucha blasted day.

Oh Blasted! I lost my wallet.

OH BLASTED!

blasted by KINGSHENCE August 1, 2009

blasted

Redness or irritant of the eyes after doing drugs, usually weed.

hey your eyes are blasted buddy, you better find some clear eyes before your mom picks you up

blasted by TFS October 10, 2005

blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.

man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!

blasted by your mom December 27, 2004

Blasted

Being high on shrooms, weed, and various cheap alcohols.

"We were so blasted last night I don't remeber shit!"

Blasted by L.Joooo September 11, 2011