Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

Iron City Beer

n. The main product made by Iron City Brewing Company, which was formerly the Pittsburgh Brewing Company until the brewery moved from Pittsburgh to Latrobe, PA. While Iron City Beer is classified as a macro-Pilsner, it is closer in taste to an India Pale Ale. As such, Iron City Light Beer has more flavor than most "regular" macro-Pilsners. Iron City Beer is known as an "ahn" by the locals (in Pittsburghese), and is a significant part of Pittsburgh's culture, and particularly its sports culture.

People who are used to other macro-Pilsners like Budweiser or Miller find Iron City Beer to be too malty and over-hopped--descriptions range from piss to "the slag off a steel mill."

by Dan Weyandt December 26, 2011

take-out beer

when you're underage and you find a bar chill enough to provide (delivery) for you....without checking ID

Guy 1: yo bro lets swill reebs 2night
Guy 2: yea lets get dank detaretilbo..but how...?
Guy1: lets get some take-out beer remember?
Guy 2: Yea that guy at that bar down town is mad chill and will hook us up..even bring it hahah
Guy 3: MAD NICE!!!!!!

by the dank-a-dank-danks March 18, 2010

Beer Skank

A woman who will do anything sexual in return for a beer, or two, or ten.

I once asked a girl if she wanted to buy 3 beers for $6. She made a counter offer of 3 beers for a blowjob. She was a beer skank.

by eS Se eS U December 23, 2008

Hold my beer and watch this!

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

by Kowkruncher August 16, 2012

fetish beer

Bad tasting beer drank warm. Often purchased cold and ran under hot water from the sink to bring the beer to room temperature. This beer is to be drank while pleasure yourself to an attractive member of the opposite sex. This person must be from the city where the bad tasting beer is manufactured. Part of the 'self harm' fetish.

I grabbed some Old Milwaukee Ice tonight for my fetish beer.

by Rolex2017 September 17, 2017

The Beer's Prayer

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

by BCOOK March 3, 2010