sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.

Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.

by Heisman79th April 17, 2014

Begammercial

When PBS runs a pledge drive. Frequent, long, yet amazingly poorly produced commercial begging "Viewers Like You" to join PBS and receive incentive gifts.

"Dang, why do they always run begammercials during Fawlty Towers, and never I, Claudius?"

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Ma: 'What's on TV'?

Pa: "Choice between an infomercial, and a begammercial"

Ma: 'Gag me'

Pa: 'We can do that, too"!

by MadDave September 26, 2011

bagam-bagam

A word originating from nowhere, that means nothing. It can be used properly by anyone. In any situation.

The mail didnt run today? Bagam-bagam!

by bill April 24, 2004

bigamy

A kind of awkward word for your last name to derive from if you're a girl.

Jacklyn: Hello! I'm Jacklyn Bigam!
Random person: Bigam...? As in...?
Jacklyn: Bigamy. Yes. Shut up now.

by Bobert (Imma girl) December 10, 2008

semi bigamous

semi bigamous
The act of simultaneously being married to one person, while engaged to be married to another.

Jetson: "Did you hear, Duke is engaged to Christy!"
Astin: "But he's still married to Wanda! That's semi bigamous!"

by Flap Jackson September 23, 2008

BCAM

Regularly a short female who wears thick rimmed glasses and has nice hair. Enormous boobs, but one is bigger than the other. Partial to skinny jeans, vest and stylin' hats.

Daaaaang, here comes BCAM. What a hottie.

by Samiiiiii January 6, 2008

bsgamer

Complete retard on youtube

Dude, stop being a bsgamer!

by Silverzell August 22, 2012