Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

Baraminology

The study of baramins, or a lineage of earthly life which is believed in Young Earth Creationism to be created by God during the creation week, and corresponds in some functional aspects to the secular concept of "species".

Those that study and believe in Baraminology believe that Noah did not store 2 of every species on the planet , but instead he stored each and every "Kind" of animal. "Kind" being whatever the hell creationists want to mean at the moment.

by The Logical Fallacy May 18, 2017

Balsami

Balsami is a dish created by wraping Balisto candy bars in Salami

Tom: "Steve weiß don't have anything to eat and i don't want to cook something"

Steve: "Don't worry we have the ingredients for Balsami right here"

by Chef. Balsamico October 13, 2020

balsam

balsam is the name of the person who means the world to molka

who's balsam?
oh they're the loml

by avexo November 25, 2021

Balgam Du'lillah

Balgam - Phlegm due to cold.
Alham Dulillah - Praise the lord.

Combined it means: "I Praise the lord get Rid of my cold".

Your cold will be over soon. Balgam Du'lillah!

by MetaMod April 15, 2022

Balraj

Really nice and generous, literally cares about everyone... oh and his dick is freaking HUGE.

Guy 1: yo did you talk to Balraj the other day

Guy 2: yeah man.. he's soo NICE

Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!

by MasterOfLuck221 April 14, 2021

Balraj

Nice person with good intentions and will do anything to help out a friend.. he also gets a lot of attention from girls but might be to dense to notice. He also has a BIG ass DICK!

Girl 1: omg look its Balraj!

Girl 2: he looks so tasty... ngl

Girl 3: to bad he won't ever notice you

by MasterOfLuck221 April 14, 2021