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Aztec Flamethrower

Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.
Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!
by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011
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Aztec Two Step

This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah
I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.
by Duder16789 January 15, 2008
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aztec

the ancient mexican civilization best known for its architecture. sadly, they were killed by the spanish conquistadors and hernando cortes
the aztecs lived in ancient mexico
by this website is ruined February 4, 2007
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Aztec Fever

When you like a mexican. It's like jungle fever, but for mexicans.
"Sally has Aztec fever ;)" "woo girl you got aztec fever"
by TheCholo October 3, 2011
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Aztec Warrior

Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.
So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.
by JWR April 2, 2007
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aztec handjob

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.
"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"
by sisyphussy February 25, 2009
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Azteca

The culture of Mexico City, originating from the Aztec Indians. Someone who was born and raised in Mexico City.
I am a real Azteca warrior!
by isabellalynn February 20, 2010
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