alaskan flu

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.

"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"

by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

Alaskan Yev

The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.

Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.

by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Alaska Young

Alaska Young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. She's outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. Alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. She usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. She's a girl that loves books and loves to read. She takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. She's a flirty, sexy girl who likes to smoke and drink. She's the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and sexy.. Alaska Young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..

You're just like Alaska Young, beautiful but cold

by straightandfast October 25, 2014

Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

Atlas

While short in stature, Atlas is a being that is known for their otherworldly and unbelievably good looks, great sense of humour, a thirst for knowledge (which sometimes leads them to spend hours researching a topic they might find interesting), an amazing sense of balance, and a genuine and golden soul. Anybody who encounters such an amazing being (they are a being for nobody so amazing could possibly be human) should beware their eyes and smile. Numerous encounters suggest that Atlas has two eyes that are so beautiful in nature that they rival the beauty of the sky itself and are said to be the 8th Wonder of the World. Additionally, their pure yet mischevious smile takes an individual fortunate enough to see it to another plane of existence and they are rumored to be what some may refer to as "heaven of Earth." The 1st Rule of the Universe states that such an individual only deserves the best out of this life and that they are to be held and comforted when necesarry and to be protected at all times.

~ "Atlas, you should really watch where you are going it is not the first time you have run into a wall," said Adrian in a mean yet loving way.
~ Adrian loves Atlas very much and is very proud of them and hopes that they know that <3

by CropTopLover1103 January 4, 2022

Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013