Aziz ansari

When a bastard fucks 2 elephants and one ends up pregnant. The mistake of our world today. JACKSON HAWKINS little dick sucker. What adults can objectify as the opposite of a pussy magnet. Horrible rapist i mean really u couldn't feel a thing, or is there a thing at all.....

I was fucked by aziz ansari after the show last night, i wasn't that bad

by Jackson hawkins is a gay bitch May 06, 2019

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aziz ansari

Shove your fingers down a female's throat.

I tried to make out with him but he just Aziz Ansari'd me instead and I nearly choked.

by kida101 January 16, 2018

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Abdul Aziz

To get yourself out if a truly awful situation with literally the most unbelievable excuse imagineable

"I promise your honour, it was terrible; I caught me foot on the carpet, me pecker slipped out me boxers and I fell onto the girl. I slipped inside her. I tried to get up but just kept falling back down. I didn't mean to Abdul Aziz her"

by BeakBrain January 09, 2016

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