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astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."
by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015
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Austranaut

Airline pilot of Australian origin that actually knows it all, and is happy to remind you on your lack of knowledge, or his level of expertise .
Often found in preflight briefing rooms whilst the rest of the crew have already departed.

Many have graduated magna cum lauda from the Uppercumbucca Flight Acadamy.
I had a great sim session with an Austranaut, he kept correcting the instructors mistakes, no pressure on me.

The captain was in touch with his inner Austranaut , everyone fell asleep during briefing.
by Dickie777 May 23, 2019
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Autonaut

Auto-naut : Noun., A person that automates testing
That autonaut sure can make some sick selenium scripts.
by mos6y April 17, 2012
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Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
by Easy Easly January 23, 2010
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Lazy Astronaut

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..
by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008
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Astronaut in the Ocean

Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.

Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.

Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.

Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 17, 2021
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astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.
"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"
by Cheytown April 1, 2016
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