turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004

College of the Atlantic

NO 1 GREEN COLLEGE IN THE USA (so they say)
Known for:
- Hippy Scientists
- Gay Scientists
- Hippy Gay Scientists
- Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
- 'Human Ecology' (cries in skepticism)
- No or limited straight girls. Sorry straight boys! You should probably become gay too.
- The highest gender fluidity ever measured on a college campus
- Haunted Places all over campus
- Extraordinarily very kind people.
- OOPs (Outdoor Orientation Program tripS) -> best highlight of freshman year
- Shit like 'nutritional yeast' aka nooch.
- Traditions like the Bar Island Swim
- Research Islands in the Gulf of Maine
- A Deer that limps
- Overflow of community emails everyday.
- Raccoon Taxidermies.
- UNIQUE student housing:

1. BT- L.S.D (Liquor Sex Drugs) BT has it all.
2. Cottage - Cute house. So cute that even the wifi gets shy when it enters cottage rooms and stops working
3. Carriage - Basically cottage, but with its own motherfucking wifi. Also has a bathtub.
4. Seafox- Crazy Noisy Haunted House with too many people walking naked.
5. Village - 'Eco Ghetto' like a professor would say. People here take dumps in the best toilets at coa.
6. Peach - scandals of all kinds happen here sometimes.

Alex- What's up girl, where do you go for college?
Elliot - Hello, ever heard of College of the Atlantic? Also, my name is Elliot and I use they them pronouns.
Alex- Ooo, sorry my bad. You go to COA? Well me too! Hi I'm Alex, and I use she her pronouns.

by lelelololalelulolila December 26, 2020

atlanta nigga

The scumiest of all niggas.. They lie, cheat and manipulate women out of their foodstamps and money using they excuse that they want to be in the studio making music that will never get produced.

I saw ole boy today he such an atlanta nigga always on some dumb shyt.

by DatGaGirl April 9, 2016

Atlanta Champagne

Coca Cola served in a glass, all fancy like.

"Would you like another Atlanta Champagne Sir?"

by akaikubi February 11, 2006

Atlas

While short in stature, Atlas is a being that is known for their otherworldly and unbelievably good looks, great sense of humour, a thirst for knowledge (which sometimes leads them to spend hours researching a topic they might find interesting), an amazing sense of balance, and a genuine and golden soul. Anybody who encounters such an amazing being (they are a being for nobody so amazing could possibly be human) should beware their eyes and smile. Numerous encounters suggest that Atlas has two eyes that are so beautiful in nature that they rival the beauty of the sky itself and are said to be the 8th Wonder of the World. Additionally, their pure yet mischevious smile takes an individual fortunate enough to see it to another plane of existence and they are rumored to be what some may refer to as "heaven of Earth." The 1st Rule of the Universe states that such an individual only deserves the best out of this life and that they are to be held and comforted when necesarry and to be protected at all times.

~ "Atlas, you should really watch where you are going it is not the first time you have run into a wall," said Adrian in a mean yet loving way.
~ Adrian loves Atlas very much and is very proud of them and hopes that they know that <3

by CropTopLover1103 January 4, 2022

Atlantic Shish-kabob

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.

Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008

Atlanta Braves

America's team, son

I miss watching the Braves of the 90s, with Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Chipper & Andruw Jones, etc. Even though I'm not from the ATL I rep those Atlanta Braves

by ToastedBread November 24, 2011