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astronormer

A person who sets norms for what is or is not a planet, a star, a galaxy, dark matter, etc.
At a 24 August 2006 international meeting of Earthling astronormers, it was voted that Pluto is not a planet. After the news reached Pluto (several hours at the speed of light), a hastily called meeting of the Plutonian Astronormical Society unanimously proclaimed that Earth is dirt, and that Earthlings are full of worse than that.
by John Canu November 3, 2006
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AstroCunt

that mean bitch is an AstroCunt
by jwu! October 21, 2008
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Astrogone

Being unbelievably high, just super fucked
“Bro that hit got me ASTROGONE”

No cap dog same here
by sugomain June 16, 2019
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astroworld apology

a fake apology about a super tragic thing that was your fault, most likely involving deaths of others.
person 1: hey bro I killed ur entire family with a train 5 minutes ago, sorry
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better
by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022
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Astroworld

Astroworld is a ritual for Satan, something like what the Mass of the Angels is for the Most Blessed Trinity
"While the Christians went to hear the Mass of the Angels, the Satanists went to attend the Astroworld ritual"
by Student of Theology November 7, 2021
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astroworld apology

An apology for doing something so dire that was so shitty that your reputation takes a big downfall due to your lack of empathy and maturity.
"After Tim crashed my car he just texted me "oops bro im so sorry i crashed your car". Man i cant believe that man"
"He really pulled an astroworld apology on you, my condolences bro."
by toasterovenonfire January 14, 2022
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astronomnomnomical

When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.
Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.
by Mark November 30, 2010
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