Assvacuation

The act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting.
May leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated.

Man, after being stuck on I-285 for 2 hours, I barely made it home before having a total Assvacuation in my pants.

by DobberDoo April 14, 2011

Assbag

A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".

"Good thing my Assbag came out"

by PAEL March 6, 2013

asshag

1.someone being an jackass but worse.
also with a trait of ugliness.

2.Someone fronting without the ability to front.

1.Urinal: morb loves the fatties! lol!
V23: quit being an asshag and stop teasing him about it!

2.Bush talking about devotion of soldiers in major conflicts.

3.Carnage is an asshag!

by JTZ September 30, 2004

assbag

1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole

Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.

by tr0n December 31, 2003

asswagon

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.

Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!

by hay thear October 17, 2003

Assbag

What you call an asshole that is being more than an asshole.

Dude, you're bein an assbag...

by Swami0586 August 28, 2005

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008