mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.

It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.

by firex September 15, 2003

Assume

To make an Ass out of you & me

Don’t assume, it’s embarrassing for the both of us.

by BrwnCowstyn2 March 17, 2020

assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

did you assume my gender

When some assumes your gender identity as a boy or girl when you're actually a demigender polysexual foxkin agender, so you be like "Did you assume my gender?"

"DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? IM NOT A BOY NOR GIRL, IM A DEMIGENDER POLYSEXUAL FOXKIN AGENDER

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T September 5, 2008

Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't

When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!

by Alice Green March 21, 2010

Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.

For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.

by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 29, 2010