assport

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

by subinai January 12, 2009

Asspollo

A nickname for the horrible character in the AMAZING WEBTOON Lore Olympus, Apollo, who rapes the main character, Persephone, and try’s to kill Daphne, as well as overthrow Zeus. So basically an absolute shit-hole excuse of a god and a horrible person that should rot in Tartarus.

Person 1: do you know what Apollo did?
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!

(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”

by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 19, 2023

asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

Asspoint

the combonation of your viewpoint and your aspect.

from my asspoint...he's some fine looking eyecandy.

by betty levelheaded June 19, 2012

assPod

n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.

Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.

Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.

by Duglass January 2, 2009

asspole

1) Person who has ass with pole in it. Most times fags or metrosexuals.

2) In games, can be used as another term for raped.

3) Someone who is an asshole.

1) Billy is gay. He got asspoled last night by Bubba.

2) "Damn man you got asspoled last round!"

3) Dave was being an asspole yesterday.

by Fernandez January 18, 2006

asspon

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

by Danlewis January 8, 2007