Asspostrophe

An apostrophe in the shape of an ass

"Dude, why do you keep using asspostrophes in your texts?"

by Me too thanks August 6, 2016

asspop

From a foamy clip, a lollipop inserted into the ass. This lollipop may be sold in an auction to horny geeks or may be used in sexual play to feed to your partner.

Support the foamy cult, buy an asspop today!
She never knew it was an asspop I fed her.

by ravenwyck April 24, 2006

Asspon

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

by mintyfresca December 7, 2011

window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

by newsteve August 16, 2011

assport

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

by subinai January 12, 2009

Asshowl

usually occurs after partaking in the action of anal sex or, butt sex. it is the excess air and bodily fluids that come out of the anus when the fag's dick is pulled out. -suckiteasy

"what the fuck! what was that noise? there's shit all over the bed. ur cleaning my sheets you motherfucker! fuck you man! im not doing this any more. fuck you!"

"sorry, that was just my asshowl."

by Jack N. and Kevin H. February 7, 2010

Assoween

Assoween is the unofficial holiday surrounding (i.e. way before and way after) the popular ONE-DAY holiday Halloween, in which the middle-aged sector of the general public, incapable of figuring out exactly what day Halloween is, don their cheap Marvel superhero or Playboy Bunny costumes and swarm to the local bars and clubs, wherein they suddenly develop a drunken superiority complex like no other.

Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.

(Mid-November)
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"

Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."

by littleradge October 30, 2009