assdust

The glittery perfume that strippers wear.

You can overdose on assdust, it can make you do all kinds of dumb shit like pay $10 for a glass of water.

by Joe-B-Wan December 25, 2010

Assbusting

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

assoshit

Euphemism for employee in corporate America, properly spelled associate. Associates prefer to spell and pronounce the term as assoshit as the term is just stupid and really impersonal.

The CEO of our company insists on having a quarterly assoshit meeting despite the fact we all find them boring, silly and a total waste of time.

by Piper1boy September 19, 2012

assus interruptus

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017

assouma

Assouma

Assouma

by Assouma January 24, 2018

AssbusterJimmy

When I bust on the schoolbus drivers pussy

AssbusterJimmy be raeging!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 18, 2020

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008