Aspie

This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.

Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.

I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.

Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006

Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .

He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.

by Itapped March 2, 2016

Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm

Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night

by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011

Aspire

Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl

This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition!

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by winnipegdude November 19, 2013

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.

A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.

by jski13 January 13, 2012

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 24, 2013