aristotle tax

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.

Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again

by Juddles October 7, 2018

Ariston

actually he’s really great except for when he’s an ass. Just try not to make Ariston mad, if so then oof

Wow he’s actingjust like an Ariston

by loopy12 July 10, 2018

aristobrat

A combination of two words: "aristocrat" and "brat", meaning a
spoilt aristocrat, a wealthy and stubborn person. Derogatory.

First mentioned in the film "Hitch".

Bud 1: Jon stole the Ferrari of his father and cross every trafic red light in the way to school.
Bud 2: He's a fucking aristobrat!

by etzelet November 3, 2011

Aristacunt

A person that suddenly gains a desingner item,wealth or status and becomes conceded and/or bitchy...

Now that Jane got her BMW she's a total ARISTACUNT!

by Bevrlykillz October 6, 2015

Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022

Aristeo

The most kind and caring man you will ever meet. He puts his heart and soal into everything he does. He smells very good and is always so so smiley all the time. He brings everybody happiness without even trying. Everyone loves aristeo bc of his heart of gold and love for everyone around him. Aristeo definitely turns heads from all directions wherever he goes because of his sexy appeal and confidence. Anyone would love to get to know aristeo as he is very popular and famous. His girlfriend loves him with alllll her heart and will always be there for him bc that’s what a guy named aristeo deserves.

We love an Aristeo sister

by Aristeo baby June 12, 2018

altstream

when people dress to avoid mainstream fashion but associate with others who dress with similar intentions. when they congregate in large numbers their alternative appearance becomes the norm.

billy: we should go to that underground club dressed in smart casual.
jim: the club were everyone is dressed crazy to show they don't conform and are hip?
billy: yeah, but they all end up looking the same and negating their wacky fashions.
jim: they're totally altstream.

by thoja721 February 15, 2012