arthritis

Arthritis - 1. the degenerative joint condition. 2. a condition affecting certain females who possess large breasts. to picture visually, place your hands in front of your chest (palms facing you) and make claws of your fingers as if suffering severe arthritis.

dude 1: that broad's got a BAD case of arthritis!

dude 2: totally, she's got hella big titties...

by sfbay1221193 September 6, 2008

Arthuring

Started at a party in early June 06 by a guy named Arthur, The act of playing with someones hair and or caressing them while the victim is drunk and does not understand nor feel what is going on and often ignores the (Arthur) because of total drunkness.Victim usually does not care and is not attracted to the person yet the (Arthur) is extremely good looking.Done to the oppostie sex.

Angela: u know i was playing with his ponytail
Angela: and tickling his back
Mary: OH MY GOD
Mary: u were arthuring him

by Zarfizzle September 5, 2008

arthritis discord server

the arthritis discord server is a cool place with cool people

"yo u gotta check out athritis"
"aint that the disease or sum shit"
"ye but i mean the arthritis discord server"
"oh im alrdy in it they so cool ong"

by gay person idk March 30, 2023

Boobis Arthritis

Having such gigantic tits that it gives you back pains.

Daddy: Miranda, get out of bed and come downstairs for once!
Miranda: I can't, daddy, I have a terminal case of Boobis Arthritis.

by AyoBro June 9, 2018

Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Arthuritus

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

by bob March 23, 2005

artharitis

trick, scallywop, skeezer, hoodrat. Girl who plays the game for money and gifts of high value.

I can't afford me another artharitis. The one I gots is already bleeding me dry.

by Madd Skillz July 25, 2008