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Arid Ronktoot

When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.
Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!*
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|
by groin fondler August 28, 2019
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arid

Being so in need of a pounding from a guy/girl/tranny/inanimate object that you become dry and barren with lots of tumbleweed in your vagina.
Katy - "I'm SO arid right now"

Ash - "What does that mean Katy?"

Katy - "It means I need a pizza and a pounding immediately"
by Banana Longboat May 11, 2012
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acidjazz

A style of music that utilizes electronic and hip-hop techiques to create a somewhat sensual psychedelic soundscape. It is often characterized by its use of loops and samples of original jazz and blues recordings but with electronic beats, scratching, and mixing.
Hey I found the new Massive Attack album in the 'acid jazz' section. I thought they were Trip-hop.
by Millsy September 13, 2003
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aridea

An idea, either fabulous or not, originating from the mind of Ari, most likely going nowhere, because Ari is never motivated enough to do anything she says she will do.
"Ari said she'd make you a website? Sounds to me like another aridea that'll never happen."
by Ari W January 12, 2008
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Arijon

A Arijon is nothing to mess with They have a heart of gold and are one of the strongest human beings out there. They would do anything to protect the one They loves Even if that Means to take a bullet. And They are super fast i am serious They have exstreme speed. And They are very Often thicc.
If you have a Arijon AS a enemy. RUN.
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Aridish706

A guy with a dandruff infested afro, spamming low level memes on social media, thinking he is funny. he is actually a pleb, and makes a fool of himself. Dont even try to make conversation of this guy. he will make you lose your mind. he never matures and is always procrastinating.
Guy: Omg, that Aridish706 guy drives me nuts!

Guy2: I know right, imma ejaculate in his afro tonight
by vcxiumtms February 14, 2022
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Aridzona

Lightly mocking term for the state of Arizona, one of the driest states in the U.S. Origin: Arid / Arizona
It's summer again. You know what that means -- no rain and more 100-degree days in Phoenix, Aridzona!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016
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