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Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.
"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
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Altar Boyz

The best off-broadway show there is. It is about a religious boy band group of five guys from a small town in Ohio. It makes fun of boy bands and religion without offending anyone.
"Who's your favorite altar boy?"
"Hmm... Luke. He's hott! I love Altar Boyz!"
by Talie November 5, 2006
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altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.
Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.
by backinbowl February 12, 2010
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Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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Altaf

A Chinese dude who goes on Instagram and looks at stories at 12:30
Friend: Wassup Altaf
Altaf: Call me Otaf
by _whiteboyal_ May 20, 2019
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altar robber

A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.
His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
by diddyjr January 14, 2007
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Spedacinni Altardo

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.
Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.
by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022
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