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Alpine, TX

A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.
"Where you from?"
"Alpine, TX."
"Where's that?"

Enough said...
by smalltownkid1 March 2, 2009
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Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.
During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.
by Tacotyme November 6, 2009
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Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
by BillShaite April 16, 2004
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Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .
He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.
by Itapped March 2, 2016
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alphanite

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .
That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite
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Alphonso

Alphonso may be rough around the edges but will steal your heart with his positivity and good spirit. He is talented and will soon become a star!!

If you are around him there is never a dull moment, or a quiet one for that matter. He loves to talk and will engage everyone around him.
Alphonso is sitting in the treehouse.
by Lychee_90 July 5, 2018
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