Albus Severus

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasly's child. A clever, yet strange mixture of the two great wizards Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

Harry and Ginny saw young Albus Severus off

by Shannnnnnon August 9, 2007

False Accusations

When someone fasly accuses you of doing something that you didn’t do.

Boyfriend: You weren’t really taking a nap we’re you? I bet you were cheating because you’re a liar or some shit

Girlfriend: Why are you accusing me of being a cheating liar when I was just fucking sleeping ? Stop giving me false accusations

by SGM01 September 23, 2018

acushla

Irish for 'darling'. Usually used in older books.

Man: Come here, acushla.

by Roxan Holmes March 26, 2012

Alculator

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

by backotruck July 30, 2012

Albus Severus and Scorpius

The new hot couple of harry potter slashs, making them the second most popular couple in fanfictions right behind Harry and Draco, their fathers!

Albus Severus and Scorpius are just so cute together !

by Cassie_333 February 5, 2008

j'accuse

French for, "I accuse (you)."

"J'accuse, monsieur Cheney!"

by mal considine September 22, 2005

albus dumbledore

someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God

HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God

by dumbledore's boy through and through February 7, 2007