albatross

A popular refreshment at sports events.

I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

by Orthanc October 30, 2003

albatross

A way of talking about that really hot guy you have in your school, without him knowing.

Eleanor: Albatross liked my photo last night.
Megan: He did?

Abby: Albatross is sitting a few tables away.
Beth: Quick look, he's turned away.

by fangirlex February 12, 2016

love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.

Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.

Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!

by Geric Linlee September 19, 2018

white albatross

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.

Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...

by palebot October 17, 2009

floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 December 20, 2017

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.

...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...

by eine May 27, 2006