Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

a jon Highbaugh

A. a pimpin ass pimp. who pimps til he can pimp no more. yeaaaa boi!

B. an obese panda

C my boyfriend

Damn, that cool cat is a jon highbaugh.

by Dannie2cool March 14, 2010

ajoni

A Person Who Grows Up To Rape People;Pedophile.

This person Was a good person, then he became an Ajoni.

by inojA February 5, 2018

A Jon

A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh

Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?

Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing

Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog

Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?

Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt

Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean

Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf

Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr

Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!

Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!

GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!

by AnonymoustylerB December 30, 2019

Ajoni

1. an asshole
2. a womanizer

"Fuck you Ajoni"

by fuck you ajoni February 6, 2020

ajoni+marquesia

Fuckboy + Whore

This couple is an example of Ajoni+Marquesia

by inojA February 23, 2018

AJones

Not the Infowars dude. Ajoneses are obese nobs who walk around disrespecting and purposely shoulder barging those in the years above, which is a sign of their severe lack of respect. AJoneses are complete Betas but they pretend to be hard, but in reality they have no friends and exist for the sole purpose of being massive pricks. If the parents of AJonses could see what their children would grow up to be, they would go and buy a pack of extra thick condoms right away in order to prevent the births of such degenerates into the world.

Random guy 1: What the hell? That human chode just barged into me
Random guy 2: Yes, he is such an AJones, everyone hates him. I have never seen him with a friend; he just loiters around the corridors and assaults people
Random guy 1: What a prick!

by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018