that aint me

Not a persons style. Refers to an action or event that one wishes to not be associated with or didn't commit.

Taylor: Hey you wanna go down on some hard dick with me later?
Zack: Nah nigga, that aint me.

by soboredathome May 10, 2010

simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Agent P

A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action featured in Phineas and Ferb. He has a double identity, as Agent P he fights an evil pharmacist/super villian/evil scientest named Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz, but as Perry he's simple the Flynn family's pet platypus. You can tell he's Agent P when he has his hat on but otherwise he's not recognized as Agent P and is rather Perry. When he is Agent P he works for an agency called the OWCA (Orginization Without a Cool Acronym), which is run by Major Monogram and MM's intern, Carl. He's had various experiences, one where he has changed supervillians and fought the regurgitator, and another where he was replaced by another agent, Peter the Panda, but in the end his hate for Dr. Doofenschmirtz is undying. Another relation he has is with Phineas and Ferb's friend, Isbella's pet chihuahua Pinky who works for a different more girly agency nearby. He's loyal to both being an agent and the Flynn family which is what makes him the best spy around.

1. When Agent P goes to the agency Phineas never fails to ask "Where's Perry?"

2. Agent P is better than you.

3. Person 1: My pet keeps going missing.
Person 2: Maybe he's with Agent P?

by BufordBaljeet March 30, 2011

Agent 8

The best character from the best DLC from the best Game of all time.

"Agent 8 is gud"

by Agent8simp June 26, 2021

National dress like Alentina day

On the December 18th of every year, Alentina’s friends must dress like her.

Clothes required: a black beanie, black sweat shirt or hoodie, black or darker gray pants.

Today was National dress like alentina day.

by Koki poki December 18, 2020

aintcha

Contraction of "ain't" and "ya"; means "aren't you."

Gettin' a big head, aintcha?
Aintcha gonna come inside?

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

Amentist

A person of severe congenital mental disability.

Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018