Agnostic

A person who is unsure whether they believe in a God.
Agnosticism - unsure if they believe in God.

Bobert: Hey Robert, do you believe in a God?
Robert: Hmm...should I be? I'm pretty Agnostic.

by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

Agnostic

An atheist without balls

"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"

by The Nard-Dog September 11, 2009

Agnostic

A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".

Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?"

Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)

by GivUpYerGhost May 24, 2009

Agnostic

A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind

Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic

by Blyan May 14, 2010

Agnostic

Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."

by xpestilencex December 22, 2008

Agnostic

Atheists without balls

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag

by Choi L October 3, 2010

Agnostic

1. A belief something (such as a deity) is unknowable.

2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.

"""Agnostic""": "Unlike you idiots, we agnostics don't care about religion."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."

by I Don'tCare September 9, 2019