Askurbate

The act of asking a question to either make one self look better or feel better about themselves.

Jenny askurbated today when asking if she was fat, she knew she wasn't.

by MadPrinceOfDenmark March 2, 2010

Ambien Assturbated

After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.

Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.

Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.

by tst2000 October 6, 2010

Asturbate

To masturbate in your head without ever touching yourself.

Friend-do you masturbate?
You-Nah man, I asturbate because it's a sin to touch yourself.
Friend- Wow, you're a loser

by Mt_2013 April 10, 2015

Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

by A-Lure September 13, 2017

madsturbate

an aggressive wank

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate

by bapien October 5, 2020

Assturbate

To use a butt to masturbate one's penis.

I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.

by Fkrtist September 4, 2013

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix October 11, 2015