Definitions by Mt_2013

Asturbate 

To masturbate in your head without ever touching yourself.

Friend-do you masturbate?
You-Nah man, I asturbate because it's a sin to touch yourself.
Friend- Wow, you're a loser

Asturbate by Mt_2013 April 10, 2015

Mark 

A really nice guy, he's kind, he's got a feminine butt, you'll mistake him for a woman, but he won't care because he's a christian. He's a passionate kisser, and he pleasure his girl before he gets a handjob or blowjob. He doesn't want to lose his virginity so he's a tease, but he's a lucky guy to have. Rare, he won't take a girl for granted, he loves you for who you are. Known for 6.5 in penis, very nice, minimum pubic hair.

Girlfriend: Mark is so great!
Male Friend: If I was gay or a girl I'd hit on him!

Girlfriend: lol, Mark's penis is average but idc, it's very nice!

Ex: What's his penis like? I lost him, and i regret it!
Girlfriend: Sorry

Mark by Mt_2013 November 2, 2013