im an adult

a phrase usually said by parents as an excuse for hypocrisy.

mother : sweetie its time for you to go to bed give me your phone
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult

by DjDorian1 November 6, 2017

adolescence

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.

*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Netflix Adultery

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

Adolf Hitler Uunona

A Nambian politician with a very unfortunate name.

If I was Adolf Hitler Uunona and I recently learned about the Holocaust and other Nazi war crimes, I'd try and change my name ASAP.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

premature adulation

clapping before the performance is done.

It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.

by Gryfin December 30, 2011

Adolf Rizzler

The Rizziest Rizzler of them all. Can rizz anyone he wants without a problem

Dam bro that's Adolf Rizzler! He can rizz anyone

by BobDabuilda_Can_we_build_it December 16, 2022

Adolfo

Adolfo is a one of a kind person such an outgoing full of joy great listener supportive comes with a huge package of u know what I mean excellent kisser muscular has an adorable smile and some eyes that drive u crazy full of surprises great loyal trustworthy such an open minded person makes u fall in love with him more every day knows how to put a smile in ur face ❤️

I’m so lucky to have Adolfo in my life !!!

by smvla November 28, 2018