assimilationist

Trying to learn about races and cultures that aren't yours.

Hey bro, I'm trying to be an assimilationist!

Oh cool dude! so you won't be as utterly oblivious to the world.

Yup!

by agal_tailwhp December 7, 2020

assimmolation

Lighting farts; what else?

Jake's assimmolation caught Betty's hair on fire and went straight to YouTube.

by cutelyaware January 22, 2011

Mutual Assmiration

When two parties are equally enamored of the other person's booty.

Joe: "Ever notice how Mark and Beth are constantly grabbing each others butts?"

Bill: "I know. They totally have mutual assmiration for each other."

by boobooandbean April 10, 2009

Assymilation

noun

1. A process defined by the stupidity of half an entire nation, fed by ever changing mass media, marked by the Historic 21st century United States Presidential race. Thus, yielding two candidates opposite in every visual way, making a spoiled nation turn upon their own neighbors.

2. The process where people fight about social injustices by performing those same injustices upon their opposition.

Synonym: Facebook Warrior

I stopped talking to my Uncle because of all this assymilation.

Related: Mike and Jenny are fighting again, they're such Facebook Warriors.

by Mr. V the og October 9, 2017

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

assinization

(n) The act of becoming an ass. (v) To assify.
Syn. bitchification

Ex. The man was in a state of assinization because of being an ass to the girl.

by Andrew Al May 11, 2006

assimilative

Capable of mentally absorbing

The Greek historiographical tradition is continuous and assimilative

by Jnewton940 May 16, 2018